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verylittlebird:

what people don’t understand about wills is that you can bequeath anyone anything you want. most people will just give their relatives the money they have left or their property, but not me. i’m giving the moon to justin bieber. he will have to take it because that’s the law. there’s no way he’s going to fit it in his house. he’s going to look like an idiot.